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Dear Winter,

I am over you now.

Back in September I was ready for your icy chill to descend upon us so I could wrap up in several cosy layers and finally put those 'back-of-the-wardrobe-bound' hats, gloves and scarves to use. I romanticised the idea of sipping hot drinks by a large, roaring fire-place whilst your cold fingers cloaked the outside world by night. I had anticipated a light dusting of snow during the holiday period so that the Christmas lights on the outdoor trees shone just a little bit brighter and December resembled one of those standardised 'festive-white-Christmas' pictures they print on the cards you can buy from a supermarket. However, I have now reached the point where I am tired of having cold feet that never get warm and braving the freezing gales that seem to shred through my skin. Those dark mornings when leaving the warm, womb-like comfort of bed feels like a torture practised only in hell. I can not bear another day of jumping over and avoiding slippery, frost-laden walkways like a character from a video-game or nursing a nose turned red from the bitter breeze. I am done with you. Thank you for gracing us with your presence but it is time you allowed your good friend Spring to take the driver's seat and hurtle us in to somewhat more humane climates. Dare I even tempt Summer to come along and offer up a warming cuddle? Farewell Winter and Bon Voyage.

Yours Sincerely,

A cold person
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When you are sick, life tends to run in slow motion. Hours can feel like days, people seem to be more annoying and when you think you have reached the lowest level or tiredness, some-one pulls a lever and opens a trapdoor beneath your feet and you plummet to a whole new level of exhaustion.

There are benefits however, albeit only a few... You can catch up on the books you have been neglecting to read, you can plan on being hyper-productive when you are feeling better again (but simultaneously knowing that you will find another excuse not to be motivated when you are). You can re-watch old TV shows and analyse/insert your very own subtext. You can attempt sleep and drink whiskey for 'health' benefits. You can give yourself permission to be bitter and angry about the world because you are feeling crappy and people can not argue with you because if they do you will remind them of your chronic suffering. It's not much, but all-in-all there are some redeeming perks of having a cold!

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